Profile Writer. Student. Lord of the Dance. Blurredline.com Movie Reviews cterrill(at)blurredline.com Buy Blurred Line Amazon.com Amazon.ca Barnes&Noble.com Booksamillion.com Read it free in PDF Format Blog Exchange Experiment Results Quality Blogs Making Light The Presurfer Scalzi's Whatever Scalzi's By The Way POD-dy Mouth William Gibson Ali's QuixotiQ Writings Dave's Blogography White Screen of Despair Planet Moron Miss Snark Lee Carlon All Kinds of Writing Aggressive Fiction Architect by Day, Writer by Night Stalkers Not Allowed The Y Logs Totally Unauthorized Bookslut Benjamin Solah Ramblings from the Desert SF Signal Archives March 2005 April 2005 May 2005 June 2005 July 2005 August 2005 September 2005 October 2005 November 2005 December 2005 January 2006 February 2006 March 2006 Et Cetera Feeds Atom Feed	Wednesday, January 18, 2006 - Google Sex My blog is sexier than your blog. So...you know...nyah, nyah. Actually, I'd been noticing a significant number of people who'd just typed "sex" into search engines and, somehow, had ended up here. And, I do mean significant - we're talking about 20% of all hits. Turns out, they're going to this post, which has landed at #127 on Yahoo when someone searches for sex (couldn't find it on Google). Doesn't sound impressive? Well, it's #127 out of 434 million. So, in an effort to continue the sexiness I give you this picture from me on Hallowe'en, dressed up as Screech from Saved By The Bell. We couldn't spray paint all of the clown wig due to logistical difficulties, and besides, the smell of the paint was making me woozy anyway. Can you believe I found that shirt for just $5 at Value Village? Neither can I. Actually, what I can't believe is that those pants were actually owned by my girlfriend, though she'd last worn them as pyjamas when she was twelve, so I decided not to be rash and break up with her. The coolest thing was that they totally looked like Screech's clown pants when I stood up. Anyhow, that'll teach people to come to my blog looking for freaky sex pics. For everyone else, my apologies for offending your eyes. Cavan blogged at 4:45 PM | 2 comments	Progress Archive Currently: 3k Estimated Total: 100k Mass Romantic Currently: 12k Estimated Total: 30k Cavan Radio Playlist Reading Such Is My Beloved - Morley Callaghan Listening Jason Falkner - Can You Still Feel? Death Cab For Cutie - Plans Sahara Hotnights - Jennie Bomb Watching The Woodsman King Kong Read My Reviews Wishlist Empire of the Senseless - Kathy Acker Brendan Benson - The Alternative To Love Internal Links Under Construction Link Link