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Cavan (pornistarus cowboyis) - A species of cowboy found most commonly during the 1970s and 1980s. Best known for their sleazy looking moustaches, the Cavan breed could often be found moonlighting as porn stars (even when not working in porn, most Cavans, like the one pictured, could often be seen proudly displaying phallic symbols).Also known for wearing ridiculous looking leather (though one should note that this does not necessarily indicate any relation to another breed - brokebackus cowboyis), Cavans can often be found dwelling in many urban locations (like gutters). Cavans are now an endangered species, due largely to shifting tastes in society. As a result of their horrible fashion sense and ill-advised facial hair, Cavans are no longer in demand among females and have, therefore, been reproducing at a mere fraction of the rate they enjoyed thirty years ago.
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1. David Mead - World of a King: A fun, poppy tune to start things off.
2. The New Pornographers - Mass Romantic: The title track from the album that inspired my latest work.
3. The Hiss - Brass Tacks: Heabanging garage rock.
4. Hawksley Workman - Autumn's Here: A slow, reflective tune with a great horn section near the end.
5. Better Than Ezra - Sincerely, Me: BTE was cool back in the post-grunge days of the mid-90s. Since then, their material has been fairly eclectic. Here, they take on pop-punk and do a fantastic job of it.
6. Fountains of Wayne - Hey Julie: An amazingly fun and upbeat pop tune from the guys who sang about Stacy's Mom.
7. Jeremy Fisher - Singing on the Sidewalk: Another fun, laid-back pop song from a guy who toured across Canada on his bike.
8. Louis XIV - Hey Teacher: Equal parts garage and glam rock.
9. Matthew Good - Generation X-Wing (Acoustic Version): This one may be Good's best ballad, which is no small praise.
10. The New Pornographers - The Jessica Numbers: I know, I already did one of their songs, but I've been listening to a lot of this band.
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