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Cavan (pornistarus cowboyis) - A species of cowboy found most commonly during the 1970s and 1980s. Best known for their sleazy looking moustaches, the Cavan breed could often be found moonlighting as porn stars (even when not working in porn, most Cavans, like the one pictured, could often be seen proudly displaying phallic symbols).
Also known for wearing ridiculous looking leather (though one should note that this does not necessarily indicate any relation to another breed - brokebackus cowboyis), Cavans can often be found dwelling in many urban locations (like gutters). Cavans are now an endangered species, due largely to shifting tastes in society. As a result of their horrible fashion sense and ill-advised facial hair, Cavans are no longer in demand among females and have, therefore, been reproducing at a mere fraction of the rate they enjoyed thirty years ago.
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