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A funny thing happened while I was on my way to my car this morning. I live in a downtown area, so I don't usually get to park right beside my apartment building. Usually, I park two blocks away beside a tennis court. So, I'm walking along the sidewalk, roughly three steps from my car, when something hits me hard on the head. Now, it hit me on the top right side of my head, so naturally, I spun to my right. Nothing there...and it's a tennis court, so it's not like people could throw something at me and then hide behind something. Then, I look down and see an old bagel rolling along the ground. This is followed by a squirrel skittering down the tree right next to me.Thus, I am forced to conclude that I was attacked by a bagel-throwing squirrel this morning. (Note: The picture is not of the actual squirrel that attacked me. Rather, I believe it to be evidence of the widespread existence of a species of super-intelligent bagel-brandishing squirrels. Who will, of course, stop at nothing to achieve their goal of world domination.)
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