Blurred Line

Found this via Paperback Writer, and it has to be one of my all-time favourite pointless links on the web. The Bonsai Story Generator basically takes your story, messes the words around, and gives you an entirely nonsensical story in return. Quality In, Garbage Out, as they say on the site. The interesting part is that, when I put in "Between Eternities", it gave me some really fascinating passages, included some I kinda wish I'd written for real. Enjoy.

What is this conversation, just black. So the subject didn't run.

She shakes her to run some checks on our doorstep. They couldn't understand why it's so I keep drinking the night before.

So the square, its shining through a haze of the kids curled into their rhythms.

Cats, dogs, pencil sharpeners wearing one of the bills from the ways of red tracing his path to find a minute. It's perfect monotone. Sighs impatiently when you wake up again, realize the game they're playing with you.

When you walk for a pile of lettuce. Yeah, I forget the police, right? Then one of what you know they've won, because you've got out, I was stuck between Nina and happy place. Lots of smiles. No one can be summed up with another one. She grabs my ear close to her mouth.

The occasional ant scurrying across the floor of my name into fetal balls on our doorstep. They always win.

And, because all randomized text will eventually give you zombie related material: The Warden will say your brain for a minute. It's perfect PR.


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